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Oversized Tees

Anthurium Band Tee (Oversized)

$63.73 NZD(plus tax)

Anthurium Club Oversized Tee

$63.73 NZD(plus tax)

Anthurium Club Oversized Tee

$63.73 NZD(plus tax)

Anthurium Forever Oversized Tee

$69.19 NZD(plus tax)

Warocqueanum Metal Oversized Tee

$63.73 NZD(plus tax)

Mycorrhizae Metal Oversized Tee

$63.73 NZD(plus tax)

Mycorrhizae Metal Oversized Tee

$63.73 NZD(plus tax)

Classic Tees

Anthurium Band Tee (Classic Fit)

$54.62 NZD(plus tax)

Anthurium Club Tee (Classic Fit)

$54.62 NZD(plus tax)

Anthurium Club Tee (Classic Fit)

$54.62 NZD(plus tax)

Anthurium Forever Tee (Classic Fit)

$60.08 NZD(plus tax)

Warocqueanum Metal Tee (Classic Fit)

$54.62 NZD(plus tax)

Mycorrhizae Metal Tee (Classic Fit)

$54.62 NZD(plus tax)

Mycorrhizae Metal Tee (Classic Fit)

$54.62 NZD(plus tax)

Sweatshirts

Anthurium Band Sweatshirt

$63.73 NZD(plus tax)

Anthurium Club Sweatshirt

$63.73 NZD(plus tax)

Anthurium Club Sweatshirt

$63.73 NZD(plus tax)

Anthurium Forever Sweatshirt

$69.19 NZD(plus tax)

Little Carla Sweatshirt

$63.73 NZD(plus tax)

Warocqueanum Metal Sweatshirt

$63.73 NZD(plus tax)

Totes

Anthurium Club Tote

$45.52 NZD(plus tax)

Anthurium Club Tote (Wide)

$47.34 NZD(plus tax)

Hats

Carlita Corduroy Cap

$52.80 NZD(plus tax)

Anthurium Forever Corduroy Cap

$52.80 NZD(plus tax)

Mycorrhizae Corduroy Cap

$52.80 NZD(plus tax)

Warocqueanum Corduroy Cap

$52.80 NZD(plus tax)

Mugs

Warocqueanum Diner Mug

$32.77 NZD(plus tax)

Anthurium Forever Diner Mug

$32.77 NZD(plus tax)

Boat Mode Diner Mug

$32.77 NZD(plus tax)

Post-repot glow ups!

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A few of my current favourite dark and velvety leaves 🖤

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Addressing some of my most struggly plants 🤒

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I had a dream that a stump that I’ve been waiting to wake up since forever started to push a leaf and when it fully opened I ...

Instead of asking people which plants they would save from a burning building we should be asking what is the one plant they ...

This leaf has the same expression as Doug after running for his life in order to block Huxley from reaching his favourite nap...

I tried to explain what a simp is to my boyfriend and after several minutes of me giving examples he says

So you’re a simp...

I had a dream last night that I was at the @palmstreetapp office and they wanted me to cook lunch on a camp stove in a fully ...

I think it’s so sadistic that drivers licenses are designed to expire on your birthday so I have to spend a day on my birthda...

I’m not a conspiracy theorist but I do have a sneaking suspicion that people, who, add commas in weird places and leave them ...

Watching the British Open and golf commentators will just say stuff like “wet and long just the way he likes it” so perfunctl...

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