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Anthurium Band Tee (Oversized)

Anthurium Club Oversized Tee

Anthurium Club Oversized Tee

Anthurium Forever Oversized Tee

Warocqueanum Metal Oversized Tee

Mycorrhizae Metal Oversized Tee

Mycorrhizae Metal Oversized Tee

Classic Tees

Anthurium Band Tee (Classic Fit)

Anthurium Club Tee (Classic Fit)

Anthurium Club Tee (Classic Fit)

Anthurium Forever Tee (Classic Fit)

Warocqueanum Metal Tee (Classic Fit)

Mycorrhizae Metal Tee (Classic Fit)

Mycorrhizae Metal Tee (Classic Fit)

Sweatshirts

Anthurium Band Sweatshirt

Anthurium Club Sweatshirt

Anthurium Club Sweatshirt

Anthurium Forever Sweatshirt

Little Carla Sweatshirt

Warocqueanum Metal Sweatshirt

Totes

Anthurium Club Tote

Anthurium Club Tote (Wide)

Hats

Carlita Corduroy Cap

Anthurium Forever Corduroy Cap

Mycorrhizae Corduroy Cap

Warocqueanum Corduroy Cap

Mugs

Warocqueanum Diner Mug

Anthurium Forever Diner Mug

Boat Mode Diner Mug

Post-repot glow ups!

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A few of my current favourite dark and velvety leaves 🖤

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Addressing some of my most struggly plants 🤒

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I had a dream that a stump that I’ve been waiting to wake up since forever started to push a leaf and when it fully opened I ...

Instead of asking people which plants they would save from a burning building we should be asking what is the one plant they ...

This leaf has the same expression as Doug after running for his life in order to block Huxley from reaching his favourite nap...

I tried to explain what a simp is to my boyfriend and after several minutes of me giving examples he says

So you’re a simp...

I had a dream last night that I was at the @palmstreetapp office and they wanted me to cook lunch on a camp stove in a fully ...

I think it’s so sadistic that drivers licenses are designed to expire on your birthday so I have to spend a day on my birthda...

I’m not a conspiracy theorist but I do have a sneaking suspicion that people, who, add commas in weird places and leave them ...

Watching the British Open and golf commentators will just say stuff like “wet and long just the way he likes it” so perfunctl...

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